MELTDOWN! American Media Panics!

American Media Goes Critical

 

Alarm sirens sounded all over the United  States, as catastrophic fires and explosions broke out in the empty space inside mainstream news reporters’ heads. Several experienced on-air failures of their idiocy containment vessels. The terrifying result has been toxic spills of ignorant blather and stupid, over-generalized, factually-challenged statements spewing into the mainstream media environment.

Video and audio of these breaches has been running endlessly on every media outlet. This radiation of half-truths and misstatements feeds on its own hysteria and is approaching catastrophic levels. Heat and hyperbole are feared to be reaching critical mass.

It is hoped that this will result in mass evacuations of audience from these toxic fountains of idiocy, but unfortunately, many members of the mainstream media audience are as stupid as the news sources they watch, and will not get out in time to avoid fatal doses of stupidity and misinformation. The greatest number of casualties is expected to be concentrated in New York, California, Chicago and Washington, DC.

Whether the actual increase in terminal stupidity in these areas will be measurable is difficult to predict, because background levels of stupidity are already so high.

Stay tuned for more hysteria, ignorance and lies from the mainstream media.

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7 Responses to “MELTDOWN! American Media Panics!”

  1. Stan Brown Says:

    A voice of reason in the Forest of Untruth. If a tree falls in the Forest of Untruth and no one hears it, does it mean Obamass is on the golf course?

  2. Tom Cox Says:

    That would be a safe assumption. Or, on vacation, or, working on his NCAA brackets, or some other “activity” equivalent to fiddling while Rome burns.

    Thanks for reading.

    TC

  3. Robert the Bruce Says:

    Good piece! I got the link to this from the Patriot Post, and I just passed this URL on to a number of my conservative friends. I know some people who are dyed-in-the-wool Democrats, but I don’t think it would do much good to try any of them, as they can’t understand any viewpoint but their own.

    I saw a video of Allen West some time back, and he looks like someone I could be happy with as President.

    • Tom Cox Says:

      Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment, and also for the referrals. I like Alan West, and Herman Cain is very appealing, as well.

  4. COVE-DWELLER Says:

    ALAN WEST IS BRILLIANT, WELL READ, EXPERIENCED, A PATRIOT, COURAGEOUS, OUTSTANDING SPEAKER, NOBLE, BRAVE AND HAS A SPOTLESS RECORD AND AND A FINE FAMILY. THE PERFECT PREZ TO FILL THE NEXT OPENING.

  5. קרקע חקלאית, אדמות חקלאיות למכירה Says:

    קרקע חקלאית, אדמות חקלאיות למכירה…

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